Saturday, August 18, 2007

CATS and Kitty Karma






Mai is standing over me and telling me that I MUST write something here. This time she is right. I don't like for people to see a fight when they first see my blog. That does not fit with my dove or with my self-image. LOL.





She suggested a topic. Can an obligatory carnivore be a Jain? We had read a post from Eleanor Bloom's blog where she talked about cat karma. We both laughed long and hard at that.






The answer to the question is, No. Not in this lifetime. Eventually, the soul will progress to human form. Then she can become a Jain, if she does not run into Mai and her Sikhs first.






(Mai: Lilly, is that an insult?)



No, not at all. Just a fact. You make being a Sikh look so attractive and fun and joyful.



(Mai: 'Except for that, Mrs. Kennedy, did you enjoy the parade?')



I know, but you still do, even so.



Now she says I must find at least one picture and I have to figure out what words to enter. I'll try cat mouse.






There are 7,660,000 pictures with cat mouse. I chose these. Mai said I should try cat kill mouse and cat eat mouse, but I said no. This is my blog and I am not going to show ugly, violent pictures on it. I will go no farther than describing her beating up my husband.



Now she says I need to find a cat song. I have an idea, but she has to go away while I do this. Mai, go eat a potato or something for a few minutes, please.


(Mai: OK)
Mai, you can come back now.


(Mai: Oh, you do have a sense of humour, Ms. Lilly! You win.)

What do I win? A Jain potato, maybe?
hehehehehehehehe
Now she says I need a SiteMeter. Maybe another time.